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Straight up now tell me [Jul. 10th, 2005|08:02 pm]
[current mood |cheerfulPaula Abdul(l)ish]


She is my hero. I will marry her one day and have her babies.

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The birds save the day. [Jul. 5th, 2005|11:30 am]
Tom Cruise Scientology Madness.

In Other News:
MTV2 aired the entire five part saga of Robert Kelly's Trapped In The Closet last night.
Needless to say, it was not only scandulous, but it was also watched and enjoyed.
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2005|02:43 am]


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Ha! Clay's Parents. [Jun. 23rd, 2005|10:01 am]
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The internet is boring.

And Summer pretty much sucks.
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R Kelly [Jun. 21st, 2005|03:27 am]

[current escape |Morrissey-First Of The Gang to Die]

Trapped In the Closet (Chapter 1 of 5)

7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake me
I'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to me
Then a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t you
Now I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?
How could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sun
Must have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?
From the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long
Here I am quickly trying to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys trying to get on up out the door
Then she stretched her hands in front of me
Said “you can’t go this way”
Looked at her like she was crazy
Said “woman move out my way”
I Said “I got a wife at home”
She said “please don’t go out there”
“Lady I’ve got to get home”
She said her husband was coming from the stairs
“?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”
She said “don’t you make a sound or some ____ is going down
I Said “why don’t I just go out the window”
“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”
Think, think… “quick put me in the closet”
And now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this house
And he walks in and yells “I’m home”
She says “honey I'm in the room”
He walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”
She hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”
I'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an Oscar
The girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes off
I'm in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?
You’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”
And I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”
He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door
She says “baby come back to bed”
He says “say no more”
He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed (bed)
then under the dresser (dresser)
He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2005|05:07 pm]

[current mood |enthralledenthralled]


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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2005|10:31 am]
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Happy Gay Pride Week.
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2005|10:24 am]

[current mood |creativelame]
[current escape |An Owl With Knees-The Books]

This is lame.
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(no subject) [Jun. 17th, 2005|02:14 pm]

does this seem unnatural to anyone??

or at least creepy??

i mean it says

"You'll be sedated just enough to be unaware of the treatment, as if you were snoozing. You'll wake up refreshed, with little or no memory of what was accomplished. Because you are completely comfortable, Dr. Hixson can do years of dental treatments in as little as one or two visits."

i don't feel like getting raped by a dentist.
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Man, I love Jim Morrison...... [Jun. 14th, 2005|10:46 pm]
[current escape |Randy Described Eternity- Built To Spill]

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